Words cannot describe how awsome this is. Yet at the same time, it sucks ass.

My mother has a virus on her computer. Well, her and her boyfriend's computer. And boy, is it a mother fucking Doozie. I had an orgasm watching them try to fix it. And slowly it dawned on me.

Holy fucking shit, their BIOS is corrupt. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT CORRUPTED THEIR FUCKING BIOS!

For the technically inept, your BIOS (binary input output system) Controlls your computer. It does such things as tell your computer where to boot from and such. Well this virus is a genius piece of work. It corrupted their BIOS so as to make it that they cannot even book from a disk. It wont recognize that there is a drive there. I suspect that it will only let you boot from the drive, which is corrupt with the virus. So they cant even getthier data off it. I was watching thier neighbor and Willy (mom boyfreind) try to fix it. Brian (thier neighbor) was quite vexed, to say the least. My thoughts were confirmed as he anounced that the BIOS was most likely 'Raped'.

I told will that if by some miracle they boot it up, and can get their data off (they will most likely have clear the FAT partition, as well as all else and re install the OS) I would "Love him long time... in the anus" if he could getthe the infected file.
:RGASM::
You do not know who I would kill to get a virus that sexy. Who ever created it is a genius, and should have his own church. Dont get me wrong, im not for cyber terrorism and the wonten destruction of the innocents files, but you just dont get how... Theres not even a word for it... The programming on a virus that could do that must be. If you would excuse me, im going to go have wet dreams about the programmer being a 24 year old german college grad with a masters in making me happy in my pants.